Now that the holiday season is over, and we all are on our way back to our normal lives, what don’t you miss about the craziness of the last month?

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There is Nothing Poetic About Fish

You know you’ve got stories.

UPDATE:

I’ve definitely got to give it to Red Matt for his answer:

A Menorah

Congrats, Matt! You win a confusing holiday around the tree… you know, the one we made out of clay!

If ever there was a group to find the answer…

Update: Jason takes it!

“He left just like everyone else: Because you’re fat and ugly and no one will ever love you.”

It’s only dirty if you make it dirty.

UPDATE

Well, I gotta hand it to aliasdrea for making it dirty, but Blampert wins with this awkward story:

This one time I was talking shit about the sheep to the rooster and he just keep tilting his head and poking around and stuff. Then there was a bite at my knee pit and I turned around and saw the whole herd just standing there staring at me! It was really awkward till I fainted from loss of blood.

Congrats Blampert, now get yourself to a hospital!

This weekend is my beloved UCLA’s rivalry game against HORRIBLE USC. Check this link out: http://uclarejects.com/

I love the rivalry!!! Any other good ones out there?!

UPDATE:
And the winner of the best rivalry that is noncollegiate is….. MONKEY VS. ROBOT!!! Congrats Matt, and as the lyrics go, remember the lessons of these two: They both love their mother, Why must they hate each other?!

So last week, my professor threw out her back doing yoga and a couple of days later, my back has also gone to disarray after being rear ended on Thanksgiving day, nonetheless. What did YOU do to cause your back pain?

UPDATE:
After much deliberation, the winner of the back breaking activity is none other than Dave with the Hokey Pokey! I think we’ve all been there, shaking it all about and we all will be in the future, as these gentlemen demonstrate:

Congrats Dave! Don’t forget to turn yourself around now!

I think we need a scapegoat! I want names, and possibly even addresses!

UPDATE:

It looks like I’m going to have to go with the popular vote on this one.

mirror universe Joss Whedon

And it narrowly beat out Damn Liberals and the Goat! Congratulations Jason, you win a trip through a malfunctioning transporter!

Where should we go and what do we have to do?

Update:

I guess very few people can make up their minds about where to go. Because of a lack of entries, I’m going to have to go with Andrea’s

That’s right! Congratulations Andrea, with your answer of ” “, you get to choose what we do for all time!

I think I have taken to snoring. I’m not sure because the majority of my sleeping is done alone, and when not alone I’m am with someone who snores “to make white noise” (that is the claim, I love the guy).

Anyway, I keep waking up with a dry, scratchy throat. I’m not sick and I doubt I’m dehydrated- so, I must be snoring. If my body can suddenly pick up snoring, then there must be someway to get it to stop. But how?

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Well, after much deliberation I’m going to have to go with the nose snorkel, I think the concept scared the snoring out of me.  Thank you anonymous!  Snoring isn’t ladylike, so there is no way I should be doing it.