My Turn!

So, I’m getting to ask today’s question… I think I’ll go with:

What lasts too long?

Comments welcome until Sunday, then we move on to the next one…

Update:

A winner has been chosen. Despite much comedy, I also will choose the Robotic answer: College Careers do in fact last too long. Eternal damnation, on the other hand, often last just as long as it is supposed to. So, congratz to you, Robot. You get recognition and respect, for your cunning wit…

Topic by Ben Lawless @ 12:20 pm, Friday, August 29th '08

Worst Dorito flavor. Ever.

Give me your best, or, I mean, worst.

Comments will close at 9pm PST Friday 8/29.

Update:

Congrats to jasoncarr for his winning entry:

Defeat, or the new EXTREME Defeat … so bitter.

Nothing’s more EXTREME than Dorito’s, and from what I read in the magazines, Defeat is the new winning.

Your prize is three-quarter’s of George Washington’s head! Huzzah!

Topic by Ben Lawless @ 12:09 pm, Wednesday, August 27th '08

Simple, but effective

The topic is:

“Simple, but effective.”

Comments are closed.

UPDATE:

When playing games of this nature, I tend to pick answers that are more humorous than literal. This frustrates many, but it’s just the way I play. Luckily, I’m not the only moderator.

So, in the interest of frustrating literalists, I’ve gotta give the prize to our friendly neighborhood Robot, who replied:

String Theory. Wait, what was the topic?

Ah, silly Robot, even when you’re enslaving humanity, you still make me laugh. Your prize is world peace. Cheers!

Topic by Ben Lawless @ 6:44 pm, Monday, August 25th '08
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