Superhero obituary
Sorry about the delay in posting Wednesday’s topic. Believe me when I tell you the people responsible will be hung for treason.
So, in honor of killing those that you trust, what would you read in a superhero’s obituary?
UPDATE:
Wow, some great answers here. jasoncarr’s entry definitely played the Buffy card, and proved his geek cred (The Gift definitely made me cry a little. I mean a lot).
Andrea wins it, though, with this also geeky answer:
Spiderman died yesterday after a long, fruitful life of serving society. His wife, Mary Jane was at his side and he asked her to share his last words to the public. He said, “Tell everyone I’m sorry for all the cobwebs I left behind for them to clean.”
Congratulations Andrea! You win your very own Zombie Spiderman!
“Captain Hammer was a good and model citi-”
That’s about all I would read.
Spiderman died yesterday after a long, fruitful life of serving society. His wife, Mary Jane was at his side and he asked her to share his last words to the public. He said, “Tell everyone I’m sorry for all the cobwebs I left behind for them to clean.”
The Cowboy Kid. I love my horse and I love my women. When I die I want you to ta my hide and make me a saddle. So I can be between my two favorite things.
Leeroy JeeeeeennnnnnnkinnnnS!
… at least he had chicken.
Buffy Anne Summers
“She Saved the World
a Lot”