Worst Personal Ad

I don’t mean to be harsh, but sometimes lonely people deserve to be lonely. What personal ad would you NOT EVER in a MILLION YEARS answer?

We’ll be accepting answers till Wednesday evening.

UPDATE:

There was laughter and a slight icky feeling all over my body from reading your responses… and even though Andrea’s picture of creepy Andrew is very creepy, and jasoncarr’s “no fatties” is too good to be true, I’m going to have to give it to my best friend anonymous:

you should really have that rash checked out.
i know a great gynecologist.
call me some time.

Congratulations, anonymous—you win a new name! Zorgplath, the great! Everybody give it up for Zorgplath! All hail the mighty Zorgplath!

By the way, new names are very useful on personal ads. I’m just saying, is all.

Topic by Ben Lawless @ 6:23 pm, Tuesday, September 23rd '08

4 Comments

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    I’m not crazy! I’m not! I’m NOT!

    LOVE MEEEE!!

    no fatties.

    Comment by jasoncarr — September 23, 2008 @ 11:09 pm
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    creepyandrew.gif

    Comment by Andrea — September 23, 2008 @ 11:15 pm
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    you should really have that rash checked out.
    i know a great gynecologist.
    call me some time.

    Comment by anonymous. — September 24, 2008 @ 1:53 am
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    Child sleeps at eight
    but i’ll party all night long.
    Will make you scream MILF

    Comment by Blampert — September 24, 2008 @ 2:07 am

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