Can I bum a smoke?
This week’s new shork topic:
Reasons/excuses overheard at the unemployment line.
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Well, after hundreds of submisions and thousands of phone calls, the hotly contested Shork topic has finally been decided. The jury took the weekend and are finally back with the results. And the winner is……
“My dog ate my boss”
Thank you, Blampert, for your morbidly clever response.
My dog ate my boss.
I used to be President, but they voted me out.