I think we need a scapegoat! I want names, and possibly even addresses!

UPDATE:

It looks like I’m going to have to go with the popular vote on this one.

mirror universe Joss Whedon

And it narrowly beat out Damn Liberals and the Goat! Congratulations Jason, you win a trip through a malfunctioning transporter!

Where should we go and what do we have to do?

Update:

I guess very few people can make up their minds about where to go. Because of a lack of entries, I’m going to have to go with Andrea’s

That’s right! Congratulations Andrea, with your answer of ” “, you get to choose what we do for all time!

I think I have taken to snoring. I’m not sure because the majority of my sleeping is done alone, and when not alone I’m am with someone who snores “to make white noise” (that is the claim, I love the guy).

Anyway, I keep waking up with a dry, scratchy throat. I’m not sick and I doubt I’m dehydrated- so, I must be snoring. If my body can suddenly pick up snoring, then there must be someway to get it to stop. But how?

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Well, after much deliberation I’m going to have to go with the nose snorkel, I think the concept scared the snoring out of me.  Thank you anonymous!  Snoring isn’t ladylike, so there is no way I should be doing it.

… we’ve so gotta see that!

Update:

Good ideas! I mean, bad ideas! I mean, wrong ideas?

Although Robot’s use of algorithms and Jason’s The Phantom Menace would make for horrible blockbusters, I have to hand it to Ellen and her response:

Never been done, new film genre! We’ve got our next blockbuster!!!!

The Oxford English Dictionary, for the win! I bet you they could get Keanu Reeves to play the main character “Nonplussed“. You win an avuncular Chrysanthemum. I don’t know, you look it up!

The new People magazine sexiest man alive has been announced and it’s none other than our favorite X-men, Wolverine, a.k.a. Hugh Jackman! Who would you pick as the sexiest man alive?!

Angelina Jolie may be the sexiest HUman alive but with the pimp shirt, glasses and that adorable smile, how can one not bestow the honor to that sexy hairy beast ALF!

Congrats Ben! May you dream of this hunk of a man in his speedos!

So in the interest of the great experiment I like to call the Shork, I’ve decided that starting tomorrow everyone who registers on the site will be granted The Author role. I’m also removing the “three times a week” rule. If an idea for a topic strikes you, please share! Just make sure you return two days later to choose a winner.

Also we’ll be allowing multiple rounds at once. Shork on!

Inspired by all the wedding talk swirling about, I’ve decided to go all out on a theme wedding (no, not really). So no with limit on the budget, what should my theme wedding be?

Space weddings, blue man group wedding?? Top my ideas, I dare you

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You people are amazing…however there can only be one terrifyingly amazing wedding. The victory goes to Mr. Lawless with the astounding idea: Rejected wedding theme #147: Boxing Match

This goes well with the real plan of eloping in Las Vegas and the general physical ‘buse that goes on when no one is watching.

Which countries should invade, conquer and colonize which other country and what would the conquerors bring to the conquered?

Yay for my waiting for more answers! The winner is Ben!

France should conquer America and bring with it loathing of Americans!

I guess we should start saying Vive Le France!

So here is my first contribution on here and this introduces my being one of the biggest nerds Ben will ever be friends with. As a graduate student, I am presenting this week on how the politics of style and its commodification happened with fashion icons such as the zoot suits and afros come with political significance but evolved into cultural commodities. Can you think of any political symbols right now and how they can evolve into cultural commodities?

So finally, after mulling it over, I made my decision. I loved Jason’s Chomsky doll (I mean seriously, how did you find the strip?!) and the “change” change… but the winner is Ben because I still am trying to wrap my mind about it and when I read it for the first time, I just couldn’t stop laughing! Congrats Ben, I know you’ll rock those uggs and mesmerize us with your legs when the time comes!