Good Morning
I think I have taken to snoring. I’m not sure because the majority of my sleeping is done alone, and when not alone I’m am with someone who snores “to make white noise” (that is the claim, I love the guy).
Anyway, I keep waking up with a dry, scratchy throat. I’m not sick and I doubt I’m dehydrated- so, I must be snoring. If my body can suddenly pick up snoring, then there must be someway to get it to stop. But how?
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Well, after much deliberation I’m going to have to go with the nose snorkel, I think the concept scared the snoring out of me. Thank you anonymous! Snoring isn’t ladylike, so there is no way I should be doing it.
nose snorkels, apparently:
here
Sleep upside down.
A bored cat attacking your feet all night. THAT’ll cure your snoring problem.
Snoring is caused by the same disease as hiccups and is highly contagious. You slpargar is misaligned, and you need to do a lateral myoptic cardio fartantion. This will elevate the twantion in your hippocatus malgeneus gland. When the cougnanine hormone diffuses into the lymphatic chamber causing it to expand, your slpargar should line up with the moon. Thus, reducing the frequency of oral combustion.
I hope this helped.
@nicolecarrbio: I wonder where my “hippocatus” is.