The worst book they could make into a movie

… we’ve so gotta see that!

Update:

Good ideas! I mean, bad ideas! I mean, wrong ideas?

Although Robot’s use of algorithms and Jason’s The Phantom Menace would make for horrible blockbusters, I have to hand it to Ellen and her response:

Never been done, new film genre! We’ve got our next blockbuster!!!!

The Oxford English Dictionary, for the win! I bet you they could get Keanu Reeves to play the main character “Nonplussed“. You win an avuncular Chrysanthemum. I don’t know, you look it up!

Topic by Ben Lawless @ 2:18 am, Thursday, November 20th '08

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    The novelization of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

    http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Episode-Phantom-Menace/dp/0345427653

    That movie would suck!

    Comment by Jason — November 20, 2008 @ 11:33 am
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    a live-action version of shel silverstein’s “the missing piece” [starring dana carvey + sarah jessica parker]

    Comment by anonymous. — November 20, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
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    Never been done, new film genre! We’ve got our next blockbuster!!!!

    Comment by ellenc — November 20, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
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    Barney Stinson’s “Bro Code” - YEA, it’s AWESOME!!!

    Comment by aliasdrea — November 20, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
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    Comment by Robot — November 22, 2008 @ 11:50 am

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