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There is Nothing Poetic About Fish

You know you’ve got stories.

UPDATE:

I’ve definitely got to give it to Red Matt for his answer:

A Menorah

Congrats, Matt! You win a confusing holiday around the tree… you know, the one we made out of clay!

If ever there was a group to find the answer…

Update: Jason takes it!

“He left just like everyone else: Because you’re fat and ugly and no one will ever love you.”

It’s only dirty if you make it dirty.

UPDATE

Well, I gotta hand it to aliasdrea for making it dirty, but Blampert wins with this awkward story:

This one time I was talking shit about the sheep to the rooster and he just keep tilting his head and poking around and stuff. Then there was a bite at my knee pit and I turned around and saw the whole herd just standing there staring at me! It was really awkward till I fainted from loss of blood.

Congrats Blampert, now get yourself to a hospital!

This weekend is my beloved UCLA’s rivalry game against HORRIBLE USC. Check this link out: http://uclarejects.com/

I love the rivalry!!! Any other good ones out there?!

UPDATE:
And the winner of the best rivalry that is noncollegiate is….. MONKEY VS. ROBOT!!! Congrats Matt, and as the lyrics go, remember the lessons of these two: They both love their mother, Why must they hate each other?!

So last week, my professor threw out her back doing yoga and a couple of days later, my back has also gone to disarray after being rear ended on Thanksgiving day, nonetheless. What did YOU do to cause your back pain?

UPDATE:
After much deliberation, the winner of the back breaking activity is none other than Dave with the Hokey Pokey! I think we’ve all been there, shaking it all about and we all will be in the future, as these gentlemen demonstrate:

Congrats Dave! Don’t forget to turn yourself around now!