Awkward moments involving livestock
It’s only dirty if you make it dirty.
UPDATE
Well, I gotta hand it to aliasdrea for making it dirty, but Blampert wins with this awkward story:
This one time I was talking shit about the sheep to the rooster and he just keep tilting his head and poking around and stuff. Then there was a bite at my knee pit and I turned around and saw the whole herd just standing there staring at me! It was really awkward till I fainted from loss of blood.
Congrats Blampert, now get yourself to a hospital!
This one time I was talking shit about the sheep to the rooster and he just keep tilting his head and poking around and stuff. Then there was a bite at my knee pit and I turned around and saw the whole herd just standing there staring at me! It was really awkward till I fainted from loss of blood.
“oh I’m sorry I didn’t know you were awake…
… the knife? I thought I’d make you a veal–I mean meal.
Heywhatsthatoverthere!”
That horse is an asshole, and you caught him in the act