Rivalry!
This weekend is my beloved UCLA’s rivalry game against HORRIBLE USC. Check this link out: http://uclarejects.com/
I love the rivalry!!! Any other good ones out there?!
UPDATE:
And the winner of the best rivalry that is noncollegiate is….. MONKEY VS. ROBOT!!! Congrats Matt, and as the lyrics go, remember the lessons of these two: They both love their mother, Why must they hate each other?!

School vs. work. They just can’t coexist peacefully.
Monkey versus Robot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW5dT0hxrPk
@Matt
Oh! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that one! Nice!
for years, one of the least known and bloodiest rivalries has been raging in subterranean caves around the world.
i am referring, of course, to the plight of the fraggles and the doozers.
although documented to have lived in peace for a period of time, recent flare-ups have caused mass hysteria in the underground community. recent conflict has arisen over a stretch of cave known as “fraggle point.” doozers had been occupying the area as recently as 1987; however, continued tensions run rampant.
fraggles and doozers are on track to sign a peace accord next year. the doozer spokesperson, the architect, recently stated that peace could be achieved, as long as the fraggles upheld their pledge to ingest no more than forty-nine percent of doozer construction on an annual basis.