My cat, Clawed Garamond, goes super crazy at strange times. Sometimes he’s just sitting there, and others he’s being pet and purring like mad… and then he goes into miniature Chuck Norris mode. Just how did we get here? Help me figure out why.

UPDATE:

Some amazing entries here, but I think Jason has it ftw:

You put catnip in my shampoo!

If you needed any more convincing of this heinous plot, check out this video:

Congratulations Jason. You win. Cat on you.

You know, the thing. I can’t find it…

UPDATE:

Good answers all, but I’ve got to give it to Blampert:

It’s inside of the droids you aren’t looking for.

Congratulations, Blampert. As I wave my hand in your face, I know you’ll understand you don’t want a prize.

Now that the holiday season is over, and we all are on our way back to our normal lives, what don’t you miss about the craziness of the last month?

UPDATE:

Blampert wins it with

recession talk

I gotta agree. As much as it sucks for everybody, I’m ready for it to be done with. Congratulations, Blampert! You win economic prosperity!