Why did my cat scratch you?
My cat, Clawed Garamond, goes super crazy at strange times. Sometimes he’s just sitting there, and others he’s being pet and purring like mad… and then he goes into miniature Chuck Norris mode. Just how did we get here? Help me figure out why.
UPDATE:
Some amazing entries here, but I think Jason has it ftw:
You put catnip in my shampoo!
If you needed any more convincing of this heinous plot, check out this video:
Congratulations Jason. You win. Cat on you.
He was brainwashed before you got him like River Tam was in Firefly… oh yea Clawed is so Joss Whedon cool!!!
You put catnip in my shampoo!
“It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that it sounds so good when you SCREAM MY NAME!”
Your cat does not scratch because the word scratch infers that the victim did not die, but only bled. Your cat goes on a super-crazy, buck-wild, Chuck Norris-crazy style killing spree.
He scratches for looooove.
Obviously.