Reasons why I’m not allowed to play with you any more.
It’s an oldie, but a goodie.
UPDATE
After much deliberation, I’m going to have to give it to
it turns out that sort of thing is not allowed in public.
any more.
Congratulations, anonymous! For your graphic sincerity you win some “alone time.”
I thought for sure that coy look meant you wanted a kiss.
it turns out that sort of thing is not allowed in public.
any more.
So I hosed down your grandma, I thought she was on fire! It’s not my fault she wasn’t wearing a bra.
1. Mom said so
2. Principal said so
3. Restraining order.