Reasons why I’m not allowed to play with you any more.

It’s an oldie, but a goodie.

UPDATE

After much deliberation, I’m going to have to give it to

it turns out that sort of thing is not allowed in public.

any more.

Congratulations, anonymous! For your graphic sincerity you win some “alone time.”

Topic by Ben Lawless @ 3:04 am, Tuesday, February 10th '09

4 Comments »

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    I thought for sure that coy look meant you wanted a kiss.

    Comment by milkAndCookies — February 10, 2009 @ 11:19 am
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    it turns out that sort of thing is not allowed in public.

    any more.

    Comment by anonymous. — February 13, 2009 @ 2:46 am
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    So I hosed down your grandma, I thought she was on fire! It’s not my fault she wasn’t wearing a bra.

    Comment by Jason — February 27, 2009 @ 2:03 am
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    1. Mom said so
    2. Principal said so
    3. Restraining order.

    Comment by Blampert — March 1, 2009 @ 7:11 pm

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