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	<description>A game of questions and answers</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SMA mortgage calculator</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2009/12/sma-mortgage-calculator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fsa2010</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[emergency mortgage calculators]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[low rate mortgage calculators]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On the occassion you finally decided to obtain your first mortgage on that occasion it is sensible earlier to use a home mortgage calculator. These simple instruments available online that might help a couples find out whether they can really have financial background to purchase their dream home. Playing with a mortgage calculator usually help [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the occassion you finally decided to obtain your first mortgage on that occasion it is sensible earlier to use a home mortgage calculator. These simple instruments available online that might help a couples find out whether they can really have financial background to purchase their dream home. Playing with a mortgage calculator usually help borrowers deal with  realistic calculations. Inputting the down payment information into online calculator and typing different lending rates in the mathematic calculations it provide the consumer with good information and help them when shopping for their mortgage. This will also offer the consumer a good idea of how much of a mortgage than can afford.</p>
<p>A home mortgage calculator is the best material when arranging to shop for a mortgage and must be used without restriction entering variant data to help making good choices for securing a mortgage. A lot of individuals have found that through using <a href="http://www.fsamortgagecalculator.co.uk/mortgage-repayment.html">mortgage payment calculator</a> it is possible to cut the period in which they repay their remortgage. So a lot of them have found that they can cat their mortgage from 25 year to 20 years.  On the other hand  it might need them to change repayments however typically it is only few pounds weekly.</p>
<p>Easy and simply to use <a href="http://www.fsamortgagecalculator.co.uk/loan-repayment.html">Loan Repayment Calculator</a> you can find at Free Simply Advice Mortgage Calculator site. Additionally you are able to review todays cheapest rates.</p>
<p>After  spend some time online calculator you should reconsider to receive  advice from independent broker. They search whole database of lenders to get best rates.</p>
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		<title>What was the worst flu you had?</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2009/04/what-was-the-worst-flu-you-had/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2009/04/what-was-the-worst-flu-you-had/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>beebe</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Was it the swine flu? The cute-n-fluffy-hamster flu? Or perhaps you contracted the infamous gargoyle flu? What was the worst form of the flu you ever had?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was it the <em>swine</em> flu? The <em>cute-n-fluffy-hamster</em> flu? Or perhaps you contracted the infamous <em>gargoyle</em> flu? What was the worst form of the flu you ever had?</p>
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		<title>The next sci-fi series I will love</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2009/03/the-next-sci-fi-series-i-will-love/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2009/03/the-next-sci-fi-series-i-will-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Lawless</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So, in a month or so Battlestar Galactica will be over, and I&#8217;m afraid that endlessly watching my Stargate Atlantis and Farscape DVD&#8217;s is going to get old. What&#8217;s going to tide me over till humanity finally boldly goes? Name it, and toss in a quick synopsis. So long as it has robots, spaceships and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, in a month or so Battlestar Galactica will be over, and I&#8217;m afraid that endlessly watching my Stargate Atlantis and Farscape DVD&#8217;s is going to get old. What&#8217;s going to tide me over till humanity finally boldly goes? Name it, and toss in a quick synopsis. So long as it has robots, spaceships and Nathan Fillion, I think you&#8217;ll have a die-hard fan in me.</p>
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		<title>Reasons why I&#8217;m not allowed to play with you any more.</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2009/02/reasons-why-im-not-allowed-to-play-with-you-any-more/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2009/02/reasons-why-im-not-allowed-to-play-with-you-any-more/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Lawless</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Game]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s an oldie, but a goodie.
UPDATE
After much deliberation, I&#8217;m going to have to give it to
it turns out that sort of thing is not allowed in public.
any more.
Congratulations, anonymous! For your graphic sincerity you win some &#8220;alone time.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s an oldie, but a goodie.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE</strong></p>
<p>After much deliberation, I&#8217;m going to have to give it to</p>
<blockquote><p>it turns out that sort of thing is not allowed in public.</p>
<p>any more.</p></blockquote>
<p>Congratulations, anonymous! For your graphic sincerity you win some &#8220;alone time.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Why did my cat scratch you?</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2009/01/why-did-my-cat-scratch-you/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2009/01/why-did-my-cat-scratch-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Lawless</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Game]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My cat, Clawed Garamond, goes super crazy at strange times. Sometimes he&#8217;s just sitting there, and others he&#8217;s being pet and purring like mad&#8230; and then he goes into miniature Chuck Norris mode. Just how did we get here? Help me figure out why.
UPDATE:
Some amazing entries here, but I think Jason has it ftw:
You put [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My cat, Clawed Garamond, goes super crazy at strange times. Sometimes he&#8217;s just sitting there, and others he&#8217;s being pet and purring like mad&#8230; and then he goes into miniature Chuck Norris mode. Just how did we get here? Help me figure out why.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong></p>
<p>Some amazing entries here, but I think Jason has it ftw:</p>
<blockquote><p>You put catnip in my shampoo!</p></blockquote>
<p>If you needed any more convincing of this heinous plot, check out this video:<br />
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<p>Congratulations Jason. You win. Cat on <strong>you</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Now, where did I put it?</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2009/01/now-where-did-i-put-it/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2009/01/now-where-did-i-put-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Lawless</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, the thing. I can&#8217;t find it&#8230;
UPDATE:
Good answers all, but I&#8217;ve got to give it to Blampert:
It’s inside of the droids you aren’t looking for.
Congratulations, Blampert. As I wave my hand in your face, I know you&#8217;ll understand you don&#8217;t want a prize.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, the thing. I can&#8217;t find it&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong></p>
<p>Good answers all, but I&#8217;ve got to give it to Blampert:</p>
<blockquote><p>It’s inside of the droids you aren’t looking for.</p></blockquote>
<p>Congratulations, Blampert. As I wave my hand in your face, I know you&#8217;ll understand you don&#8217;t want a prize.</p>
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		<title>Post-holiday bliss</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2009/01/post-holiday-bliss/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2009/01/post-holiday-bliss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Lawless</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that the holiday season is over, and we all are on our way back to our normal lives, what don&#8217;t you miss about the craziness of the last month?
UPDATE:
Blampert wins it with
recession talk
I gotta agree. As much as it sucks for everybody, I&#8217;m ready for it to be done with. Congratulations, Blampert! You win [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that the holiday season is over, and we all are on our way back to our normal lives, what <em>don&#8217;t</em> you miss about the craziness of the last month?</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong></p>
<p>Blampert wins it with</p>
<blockquote><p>recession talk</p></blockquote>
<p>I gotta agree. As much as it sucks for everybody, I&#8217;m ready for it to be done with. Congratulations, Blampert! You win economic prosperity!</p>
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		<title>But first, a poem&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2008/12/but-first-a-poem/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2008/12/but-first-a-poem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jasoncarr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Write your review for Ben&#8217;s new book:
There is Nothing Poetic About Fish
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Write your review for Ben&#8217;s new book:</p>
<p><em>There is Nothing Poetic About Fish</em></p>
<p><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/There-Nothing-Poetic-About-Fish/dp/1440467412/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1228982565&amp;sr=8-1"><img class="alignleft" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41lbPT-cAvL._SS500_.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></a> </em></p>
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		<title>Worst Christmas Gift</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2008/12/worst-christmas-gift/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2008/12/worst-christmas-gift/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Lawless</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Game]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theshork.com/?p=202</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know you&#8217;ve got stories.
UPDATE:
I&#8217;ve definitely got to give it to Red Matt for his answer:
A Menorah
Congrats, Matt! You win a confusing holiday around the tree&#8230; you know, the one we made out of clay!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know you&#8217;ve got stories.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve definitely got to give it to Red Matt for his answer:</p>
<blockquote><p>A Menorah</p></blockquote>
<p>Congrats, Matt! You win a confusing holiday around the tree&#8230; you know, the one we made out of clay!</p>
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		<title>Why did the chicken cross the road?</title>
		<link>http://theshork.com/2008/12/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/</link>
		<comments>http://theshork.com/2008/12/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cheshire Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If ever there was a group to find the answer&#8230;
Update: Jason takes it!
&#8220;He left just like everyone else: Because you’re fat and ugly and no one will ever love you.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If ever there was a group to find the answer&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Update: </strong>Jason takes it!</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;He left just like everyone else: Because you’re fat and ugly and no one will ever love you.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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